Total Medals Earned: 52 (From 14 different games.) Total Medal Score: 815 Points
Medals Earned: 1/25 (5/485 points)
Play 360 Degrees.
Collect SKATE.
Collect COMBO.
Knock over all 10 garbage cans.
Squash all 5 birds.
Overload the water system.
Find the Secret Tape
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Flip 3 times in the air.
Survive a whole minute after the timer ends.
Finish with more than 5k points.
Finish with more than 20k points.
Finish with more than 75k points.
Finish with more than 125k points.
Finish with more than 300k points.
Finish with more than 500k points.
Finish with more than 1M points.
Finish with more than 2M points.
Finish with more than 5M points.
Finish with more than 10M points.
Complete two goals at once.
Complete three goals at once.
Complete four goals at once.
Complete five goals at once.
Complete all six goals at once.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/35 points)
Play Charge Newgrounds!
Complete The Tutorial
Defeat The Enemy Tank On Level 1
Beat Level 1
Run Over Darkman In The Tank On Level 2
Beat Level 2
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/155 points)
Get all 4 spells
Beat Island Beast
Beat Canyon Beast
Defeat Demon Beast
Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells
Defeat all 3 knights
Level up everything to level 8
Medals Earned: 2/4 (60/210 points)
It feels like you made it worse for that person.
Encounter a random special character.
It feels as though you truly helped that person?
It feels as if you've helped a great deal of people today.
Medals Earned: 6/18 (175/660 points)
Watching kredit make me STRONG
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank PD
Listen to a song linked in the credits
Where is he?
Stuck the landing
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank TB
Get a total of 101 fails
Find all 60 unique fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
Medals Earned: 2/15 (55/840 points)
Beat Level 1.
Find the first Hairold Coin.
Beat Level 2.
Beat Level 3.
Beat Level 4.
Beat Level 5.
Beat Level 6.
Find the second Hairold Coin.
Find the third Hairold Coin.
Find the forth Hairold Coin.
Find the fifth Hairold Coin.
Find the sixth Hairold Coin.
Beat a level without harming the princess at the end.
Getting a highscore higher than the average of all the devs scores combined, that being $210,251!
Medals Earned: 2/25 (10/640 points)
Get 5x combo
Open one of the official levels
Deflect at least 5 bullets at once using katana
Get 10x combo
Get 15x combo
Get 20x combo
Get 30x combo
Get 50x combo
Open the level editor
Die 25 in one level
Deflect 13 bullets from one life
Finish one of the levels
Complete "Borrowed Wheels"
Complete "Bloodlust"
Complete "Bloody Density"
Complete "Killergift"
Complete "Murdspite"
Complete "Diviso"
Complete any level with the Chaser modifier
Complete any level with Realism modifier
Complete any level with Drunken modifier
Complete any level with Berserker modifier
Complete any level with Real Time modifier
Complete any level with all modifiers
Kill two enemies through two walls
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/240 points)
Get one set of three foods.
Get two sets of three foods.
Get four sets of three foods.
Get eight sets of three foods.
Get a high score over 150,000.
Medals Earned: 1/63 (5/355 points)
Won the Alien Hominid plush
Won the Barbarian Boss plush
Won the Beefy Bear plush
Won the Beefy Villager plush
Won the Bitey Bat plush
Won the Cat Guard plush
Won the Chris Plushy
Won the Chutney plushy!
Won the Cyclops plush
Won the Edd plush
Won the Giraffey plush
Won the Hank plush
Won the Hatty Hattington plush
Killed 100 people in Hominid Homicide
Killed 50 people in Hominid Homicide
Survived 5 Minutes!
Won the Leo Plush!
Killed 500 enemies in Madness Arena!
Unlock the Katana in Madness Arena!
Unlocked the RPG in Madness Arena
Unlocked the shotgun in Madness Arena
Survived for 10 minutes!
Unlocked the uzi in Madness Arena
Killed 100 Zombies in Madness Zombie Survival
Killed 50 Zombies in Madness Zombie Survival
Won the Matt plush
Won the Monkeyface plush
Won the Pazzo plush
Won the Pico plush
Won the Pipistrello plush
Won the Pbot plushy!
Won the Rammy plush
Won the Red Knight plush
Won the Salad Fingers plush
Won the Satan plushy
Won the Scratchpaw plush
Won the Tank Man plush
Won the Behemoth Chicken plush
Won the Tom plush
Won the Tricky plush
Won the Yeti plush
Won the Zach plushy!
Got a score of at least 10 in the FnF minigame!
Unlocked the Minigun in Madness Arena!
Killed 200 zombies in Madness Zombie Survival!
Survived 5 Minutes
You won all of the plushies from the claw machine!
Medals Earned: 7/9 (100/200 points)
Lose the game
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...